Okay Okay…Please stop the email barrage. The following are merely rumours that have been circulating since I missed last weeks entry:

1. Members of the new Administration are so taken with the SomeplacElse concept that I will be the next director of Housing and Urban development. (I have been asked to direct all such inqueries back to the transition team)

2. I am going to stop this blog and start a new one about being a Systems Janitor because that’s where the real money is. (Not true)

3. Having accomplished what I set out to do in the literary world, I will not be writing another novel and will instead become a game show host. (This is partially true, but you’ll have to stay tuned to find out more)

4. This souring economic climate has forced me to focus on earning a living rather than doing what nature intended for me to do. (Aw c’mon did you read my book? I saw all this coming and wrote it down 18 months ago. I’m ready are you?)

5. I am very close to understanding my next Natural assignment and just needed some time to reflect on where I have been over the last year and where I am supposed to go next. (This could be true, but if I have learned anything in the past year it’s that man still plans and God still laughs)